Hot celebrity milf and perpetual nipple slipper, Britney Spears, seems fuzzy on the mechanics of the changing room.

In a boutique in Beverly Hills yesterday, she steps out from behind the curtain, probably certain that the simply being inside the room is enough to prevent anyone from seeing, much less photographing her bouncy boobies. Probably to ask “Can you see my stretch marks in this one, y’all?”

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Tara Reid, once queen of the drunken whore scene, is making a comeback now that more notable whores are in jail or rehab. And in the inspired tradition of easy sex for the price of a drink, she’s getting down with her man of the minute in the backseat of a car. “Mmmm….tastes like booze and cigarettes…so hot!”

Jessica Biel put on a bikini for the latest issue of GQ, and in her interview talks about what it’s like being named Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. She says:

“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ ”

Aww, don’t do that, Jessica! You could give your grandkids some serious issues when they realize pictures of granny are making them feel all woozy and funny down there!

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Kristy Swanson pressed assault charges against the ex-wife of her boyfriend and former ‘Skating With Celebrities’ partner, Lloyd Eisler, her representative said. “Police took pictures of bruises on her back and other parts of her body to document injuries Swanson claimed she got during a scuffle with Eisler’s ex-wife, Marcia O’Brien,” said Swanson’s spokesman Michael Sands.However, O’Brien filed a complaint against Swanson first. Swanson said she was arrested for allegedly assaulting O’Brien. Swanson said that she was released after posting $468 bail in Kingston, Ontario.”I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she said. Sands said Eisler and Swanson were in Kingston to visit Eisler’s children and discuss custody with O’Brien. Eisler, a former world champion pairs skater, and Swanson met in 2005 while filming ‘Skating With Celebrities,’ Fox’s reality series. Within a short time, rumors of a romance started. Eisler eventually left his wife, who was then pregnant with the couple’s second child, for Swanson. Eisler divorced O’Brien in January, a month before Swanson gave birth to their son.

She may be stylin’ with her latest movie, but hopefully Jessica realizes all anyone really wants to see her wearing is — absolutely nothing!

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Britney Spears posed naked for Vanity Fair magazine for $3 million, just weeks before she gave birth to her first child. The Vanity Fair editors wanted to photograph the pop singer in her seven-month of pregnancy and to publish the pictures before she gave birth for reasons unknown to anyone on the planet. A source revealed: “Negotiations have been in progress for a while and both sides have come up with a figure agreeable to both parties. It’s a huge amount of money”. The source added: “Britney just loves being pregnant and her new body”. Britney Spears follows Hollywood actress Demi Moore who posed for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine while she was pregnant in 1991.

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Paris Hilton shows off her tits in these sheer tops that you can see right through.

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